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I got my iPod Touch! …And it broke
I got my iTouch today. 8GB. It was perfect.

At a friend's birthday party (yes, another party on the same day as mine Happy) a "friend" slammed into another friend, which sent him flying into me. I dropped my iPod on the ground and it fell face-down. It now has a bunch of scratches and is cracked. Not covered by any warranties, and it's $156 (plus tax) to repair it. Sad

Pics here.
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MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!
I'M 14!!!!!!! well on monday BUT YAY!!!!!!!

CONGRATS, ME!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARK!!!!!

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Happy birthday to my good friend MARK who is now 14!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROYBERTITO!!!!!

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Happy birthday to my good friend ROYBERTITO who is now *asks age on AIM* 16!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!

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Going to a birthday party
from my friend's birthday party party invitation, written by him:

Created just for you by me. Any jokes made by this card are copyrighted material. Any attempt at plagiarism will result in a punishment as best seen fit to the amount of plagiarism used. If only one word is used then there will only be a fine of 2 million dollars. As more words are used the fine will be increased. If more than five words are used then corporal punishment may be used. After ten plagiarism offenses then your life is void and will quickly and without warning be eradicated. Also if a gift is not brought or is not of enough significance the recipient has the right to scream and cry at unimaginable volumes resulting in extensive ear damage. He may also beat you with a large fiber glass and attempt to shove you in an industrialized freezer to preserve you for future generations. If at any time during the celebration you anger Mark then you will be allowed a 0.0000000000000000024800000000000996237588564821 second head start before he does the aforementioned items (see subject of "bad presents.") When at the celebration all members must say the word moose every time they talk. The first offense to this rule you will be given a warning. Any offense after the first will result in the immediate removal of your shoes without a defined return date. Please abide by all rules mentioned here and any other ridiculous rules made up during the celebration. Failure to do so will result in extremely long periods of Mark looking uber sad thusly giving you uber amounts of guilt. Remember to have uber fun at Mark's birthday celebration and remember to always brush your teeth before bed for when you are sleeping is when germs and bacteria are most likely to grow at night. 11 out of 10 dentists recommend using UBER brand Uber Toothpaste to stop this hideous affliction. (p.s. presents can be substituted with lunchmeats. Remember though that this is only considered a temporary replacement and an actual present is expected.) THANK YOU!
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I'll have a working kitchen by Monday!
Our kitchen remodel is almost done! All that's left is for the electrical... thingies to be... put in? They have to do something... or other.
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“I hope none of you go to jail. Because if you do, I'll visit you. I'll search you out. I'll tell them I'm bringing you a cake. And when you get that cake, IT WILL EXPLODE IN YOUR FACE!”

–my Language Arts teacher
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Desks are for glasses, not the word with which they rhyme.”


–my Language Arts teacher, in response to kids sitting on desks
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